A 75F Holiday Story

Dec 30, 2015 8:53:53 AM

Twas the night before an install, when all through the shop

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse (moose)

The boxes were stacked by the chimney with care,

In hopes that contractors soon would be there.


The employees were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of Wall Room Modules danced in their heads.

And Matt in his VW, and Hunter his Jeep

Had just settled their brains for a long winter’s sleep.


When all of their phones arose such a clatter,

Matt sprang from his bed to see what was the matter.

Away to Facilisight he flew like a flash,

Tore into the emails and threw open his Mac.


The moon on the tip of the new-fallen snow

Gave the lustre of mid-day to satisfied customers below.

When, what to Matt’s wondering eyes should appear,

New versions of firmware and updates, Oh Deer!


With a little response, so lively and quick,

He knew in a moment there must be a trick.

More rapid than the errors his curser spread tame,

And he whistled and shouted, and called them by name!


“Now Border! Now, Dunbar! Now, Darden! Indeed!

On Carley! On Magnet! And Stifel with speed!

Update Dashboard, Update Dashboard, Update those in need.”

Keely Schuenke

Written by Keely Schuenke

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